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He’s Only With Her Because…

That bitch ain’t even cute, why he talking to her? His pants are too tight, he probably gay on the low. Her ass is fake, you can tell by the shape? He broke anyway, ballers get tables in the club....

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Is He Emotionally Unavailable or Uninterested

Contrary to popular belief, men are nicer than women. Women can be polite, sweet, courteous, and all that charm school jazz, but they all have that bitch switch that can flip when they don’t want to be...

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You’re So Thirsty

A girl wants a relationship- Why is this bitch so thirsty? She should just be content fucking me with no strings attached, putting mileage on her pussy, and hoping it leads somewhere. A guy wants sex-...

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It’s Time To Let Go

People love to spew the cliché of “everyone deserves a second chance” and forgiveness is what a good person practices. Bullshit. Not everyone deserves a second chance and not knowing when to walk away...

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She’s Not Girlfriend Pretty

Good looks won’t make a man cheat less or settle faster, and it takes much more than a pretty face to handcuff a heart. However, if you look on the internet you will see lames who look at a static...

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Afraid To Date

Reading your site makes me afraid to get in a relationship. That annoys the hell out of me. Ignorance is not bliss, it’s just plain old ignorance. Yeah, you may have slept better before you truly knew...

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How To Compete With Hoes

Don’t feel bad, even Halle Berry got cheated on. I love that we live in a world where pointing to a celebrity’s misfortune helps people feel less shitty about their own situations. Beauty, money, fame,...

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Exclusive, But Not Official

How do I Spartan up if I’m shy? Simple. Stop being so fucking shy. It’s okay to have an introverted personality and be a quiet person, but you have to be able to flip the switch when necessary. The...

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Making It Work For The Kids

Black Girls Are EasyBasic bitches love shortcuts, no matter how many times you try to explain to them that you can’t force a man to reciprocate love, they look for ways to prove you wrong. Walking away...

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How To Talk To Women

Black Girls Are EasyI cannot tell you how many times I get hit up by dudes of all races asking how to smash black girls. I guess that’s the price I have to pay for picking a Tongue-in-cheek name for my...

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After Marriage

Black Girls Are EasyI’ve put off writing about married life because being a newlywed doesn’t feel like real marriage, it comes off as just an extension of the relationship you two already had going...

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Forever Ratchet

Black Girls Are EasyIn the past week I’ve seen the holy trinity of ratchetness. A picture of a mother in club wear busting it open while posing with her son at his graduation. A twitter profile of a...

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Women Need To Date Multiple Men

Black Girls Are EasyThe book of Asshole teaches that a woman will put up with whatever you throw at her if she has no one else to fall back on. Handsome guys, average guys, even ugly ones, are quick to...

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He Doesn’t Want You, Deal With It

Black Girls Are EasyWhen I wrote about how women should date multiple men it caused a stir, understandably men want to bully and guilt women into staying in their so-called “place” and less progressive...

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Don’t Know What You Got Til It’s Gone

Black Girls Are EasyThis week I watched the most pathetic episode of Catfish I’ve ever set through. I like the show and it’s always good for a laugh, but this episode went beyond the usual Jerry...

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Educated Fool

Black Girls Are EasyI’ve touched on ratchet women and the embarrassing levels they stoop to in order to get love and keep love. The more cultured people laugh at those examples of ignorant girls who...

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How To Get The Ring, Not The Run Around

Black Girls Are EasyMost men do not give a fuck about relationship advice. They don’t need it, they don’t ask for, it and if it’s offered up, they usually suck their teeth and shrug it off. The same...

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5 Things Men Can’t Be Afraid To Say To Women

Black Girls Are EasyThink about the simplicity of a romantic relationship for a minute. If you cut out all the bullshit, it’s essentially two people meet, they make their attraction known, they get to...

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Moment of Clarity

Black Girls Are EasyThe best thing that happened this week other than getting all the tweets (winks at @RayeFemmeFatale) and emails from the Spartans who received the book, was a relationship I was...

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The End of Excuses

Black Girls Are EasySince I will be on the road for the next few weeks, I wanted to leave you all with some words of wisdom, because along with cold weather comes something more dangerous than flu...

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