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We Need To Talk About Fake Bitches

Brotherhood isn’t a secret society, it’s an in your face movement that dictates that we make the rules, earn the most money, and pat each other on the back because we have dicks. Race, Nationality,...

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Loyal Pu$$y Vs. New Pu$$y

TeamLoyalPussy is confused and they have a right to be. LP holds him down, puts his happiness first, and at the end of the day through good times and bad times, she’s right there by his side. So why...

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Sick of Trayvon Martin?

I wasn’t going to say anything about the Trayvon Martin murder because there isn’t much more to say besides the obvious, but I read an article comparing this tragedy to the Eve Carson crime and it...

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You Ain’t Bout That Life

“Our husbands weren’t brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys. The only way they could make extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners” – Karen Hill Goons, Thugs, Hoods…...

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Are You Single By Choice?

A former NFL coach said one desperate need leads to multiple bad decisions. In his context he was describing the common practice of blowing all your money and draft picks on a rookie QB instead of...

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Your Pu$$y Wasn’t Worth It

A man is on the hunt for wifey or pussy, but at what point in the relationship will he abort that mission all together? Men can and will pass up pussy. Let’s repeat that. Men can and will pass up...

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Don’t Put A Ring On It

Have you ever heard news of someone getting engaged or married and thought, “Who the fuck would marry that person“? I’m not talking about the overdramatic women or cowardly men you see on Bridezilla, I...

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Dating Vs. Come Over And Chill

While watching the first season of Game of Thrones something struck me about the medieval world they live in. Every woman has value. From the whores to the princesses to the Queen, none sold themselves...

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Black Men Ain’t Shit?

There is one thing I find extremely ironic, and that’s the bashing of black men by a number of black women. We’ve all heard the phrase “Niggas ain’t shit” it’s not being uttered by Mitt Romney’s...

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He’s Not Your Real Boyfriend

Girl meets boy. Girl becomes friendly with boy. Girl fucks boy. Girl becomes stressed because boy isn’t claiming her as his girlfriend. Girl wants to move on but doesn’t want to lose him as a “friend”....

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How To Pull A Dime

In today’s dating climate, more and more women are finding their inner Spartan. They are not settling, they are not looking for love at the ratchet clubs, and RayRay is not getting her number just...

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The Other B!tch

There are more people in dead end relationships than there are people in serious ones. No one really respects the title of Girlfriend or Boyfriend anymore because personal experience proves that most...

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Welcome To College! Prepare To Get Ran Thru

Degree, Career, and then Dick is what I tried to stress the last time I talked about college. However, staying on the right path of academics over boys is nearly impossible even for the most focused...

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You Can’t Do Better

Melanie Fiona wrote the ultimate dumb bitch anthem, “4am”. Unlike the horrible video that castrates the lyrics in order to offer up a twist “bitches are just crazy, non man hating” ending, the actual...

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Mr. Emotionally Unavailable

I heard Snoop rap, “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks” before I even had my first girlfriend. I had no idea what that meant at the time, but the older kids would quote it so we younglings assumed...

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When Will He Make You His Girlfriend?

Why is it so difficult for a woman to get a man to commit? Are men really that picky, that indecisive, that complex that we can’t be locked down? Hell no. The problem is that some women have become so...

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Obama: Too Black To Fail?

Stacey Dash isn’t the only black person who won’t vote for Obama this year. Yet some Democrats are walking around overconfident like Laker fans after the Dwight Howard deal, as if the future is already...

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In Love With Two People At The Same Damn Time

What does it mean to be in love? No one can tell you how strongly you feel about another person, regardless if your emotions are authentic or fleeting. Your love is measured by your heart, but as those...

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Make Cuffing Season Work For You

I was recently talking to someone who thought Cuffing Season was a joke, a funny saying that wasn’t actually practiced. The idea of  shacking up for the winter months does sound like some shit a middle...

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Pu$$y’s Good But A Woman’s Better

Having a dick makes you feel like a Roman Emperor around the turn of the century. Women are like the ancient world and they bend at your will. Lie, cheat, fuck this one and that one, it’s all good...

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